scope horror

From my horoscope in today's Times-Picayune: "You cannot always convince city hall of your logic."

And city hall can't convince me of its.

channel Mary Gaitskill

I'm moving, and while sorting through my junk I found a note on a little piece of scratch paper at the bottom of a crate. It says:

"i would place my phone in my crotch so that if he texted me i'd get a little buzz on my genitals."

I can date the note as being from early 2007; I was in love with Mary Gaitskill then.